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Like an ominous MacGuffin in a Stephen King novel of the era, a yellow and white dome stood out like a sore thumb at Seabreeze Park in the 1980’s. It was nestled between the funnel cake stand, the bumper cars, and our […]
When Dan and I didn’t get into YC, we were more determined than ever to be scrappy, lean, and fearless about how we made BingoBoardz a success. We knew that we were on to something because a technology like BingoBoardz was inevitable. […]
Corporations say the darnedest things. They send you an “URGENT” email that turns out to be a flash sale on Crocs. They “apologize” for the bad behavior that’s getting them negative press with a non-apology that gets them worse press. Why don’t […]
It was too late to call, but I really wanted to talk to you. The kids were stressing me the fuck out, work was reaching a breaking point, and generally the world was falling apart. I knew you’d be able to both […]
I’ve long suspected and frequently accused my personal trainer of having a fake timer app with imperceptibly longer seconds to trick me into planking longer. As it turns out, she was not using a fake timer app. We couldn’t actually find such […]
