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How I Ended Up at Disney World Alone

The browser tab that holds the record for being open the longest without me taking any action on it is How to Keep Your Family Safe in the Next Quake, which I opened in the non-aftermath of a very minor earthquake in […]

klepJanuary 29, 2020January 29, 2020
Bob Ross Random Twitch

Getting Started With Bob Ross Style Painting

Working at Twitch, I encounter Bob Ross (in meme form) several times a day. It was inevitable that, at some point, I would attempt some Happy Little Clouds™ on my own. There are numerous resources to learn Bob’s wet-on-wet painting technique (not […]

klepNovember 26, 2018June 2, 2022
Context Optional startups Tech

Fumbling To Success: How Founders Do Things the Wrong Way

Success image from Demetri Martin’s “This is a Book” For some reason, Founders are very open about all of the things they did “wrong”. Whether or not things worked out in the end, everyone has a narrative about how they bucked the […]

klepFebruary 27, 2015
Reasons to start a company
Context Optional startups

Everybody Else is a Moron, and Other Reasons to Start a Company

PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT TO START A COMPANY. Nobody ever spends years wishing they could run a company, or track key performance indicators over several quarters for a company. I don’t think I’ve ever even heard someone say that their dream is to lead a company. People are […]

klepJanuary 9, 2015
Stanford startups Tech

CS198 and Section Leading Your Life

  THE LEFT ONE! NO! NO! THAT’S TOO FAR LEFT! SECOND FROM THE RIGHT. SECOND FROM THE RIGHT NEVER FAILS! PICK THE MIDDLE ONE! The Stanford CS106 Section Leaders are having their weekly staff meeting, and the Door Prize is being awarded. […]

klepDecember 9, 2014December 9, 2014
Finance Random startups

Grocery Delivery Faceoff – Amazon Fresh, Instacart, WalmartToGo, Safeway

tl;dr: Use Amazon Fresh for your grocery delivery, or Instacart if you’re a hipster. Disclaimer: I have friends who work at Instacart, but I have no loyalty to them, or to any friends really. Over the past several months, our household has […]

klepApril 22, 2014
Apple Context Optional Random SpotDJ Tech

3 Decades of Mac Memories, Year by Year

Last week marked the 30th anniversary of Macintosh, the adorable little machine that coined the phrase “Please insert Disk 1. Please insert Disk 2. Please insert Disk 1.” While they didn’t always have the cachet and widespread adoption of today’s Macs, these […]

klepJanuary 30, 2014
Lifestyle Business
Context Optional startups Tech

How to Insult an Entrepreneur

“You are making a major mistake,” said the prominent startup exec who was trying to convince us to give up on Context Optional and be “acqui-hired” by his well funded and highly praised startup. To be fair, it was something that we approached them with, when we were basically […]

klepNovember 20, 2013November 20, 2013
Finance Random Tech

scanline – Command-line Document Scanning for Mac OS X

I scan pretty much everything — bills, old photos, mortgage documents, tax stuff, etc. It can be tedious, but it makes finding things much easier when you need to remember whether you filed in 83(b) election in 2006 or what exactly the […]

klepOctober 9, 2013
Oh, the Founders You'll Meet!
poetry startups

Oh, the Founders You’ll Meet!

Today is your day. You’ve got your degree! You’ll start your career as an interviewee. You’re ready to go. You know all your stuff. But maybe you’ll find that that stuff’s not enough. The people you’ll work for Are the Valley’s elite. […]

klepSeptember 18, 2013October 1, 2013

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